Category Archives: Super Random

The Stuff of Derby Legends: Scene 1

That time we got all the paperwork ever and didn’t die. Continue reading

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In a Perfectly Alright World…

I would be married to Bernard Black. Sure, he has his faults, but at least he’s cute and less concerned with cleaning than he is bitching about something ridiculous. It evens out, probably. If you haven’t watched Black Books, it’s … Continue reading

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Just Some Words on: Cat Clothing

When I was a kid, I used to buy doggie t-shirts and put them on my cats. Cats hate that shit. The end.

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…and Then I Remembered

A short note on how I re-fell in love with derby. Continue reading

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Names (and How I’m Kind of a Jackass)

I have annoying opinions. Continue reading

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That Time I Accidentally Caused an Evacuation at a Porn Shop

No pics on this post, for the safety of everyone’s fucking sanity. The day before my 18th birthday, I answered an ad in the local paper looking for someone to work at (wuuuuuuuuut?!) a porn shop. The lady on the … Continue reading

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That Time I Got Pickpocketed in Nepal and Yelled a Man into Submission

I’ve been nervous to post, honestly, since a random “motivational rant” went viral. I feel compelled to post specific things, now… but why? Are we going to pretend I can keep focused on a single topic for more than a … Continue reading

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Grad School for a Narcissist

I am referring to myself. Actually, I usually call myself a “self-loathing narcissist,” because I alternate between an inflated ego and hating myself. Most of the latter is this regret for not just being a normal person with a boring … Continue reading

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Holy Shit! Pope Washes Feet!

Guys, I have to tell you something: I’m Atheist. It doesn’t mean I’m an asshole. I actually love religions. About as biased as I get is “I like this one better, because some of the gods fly around on flowers … Continue reading

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